Lindsay Lohan, Your Daddy Needs Help

I'm not too sure what Michael Lohan is famous for besides being the father of a fuck up.

But his name has popped up on 2 reality shows of the same franchise.

The Real Housewives franchise at that.

Now, what IS this man doing exactly?

You've got a wild and crazy daughter in and out of rehab, always acting a DAMN FOOL.

Then you've got another one trying to be like that damn fool.

And you've got an  ex-wife whose actions and personality speak for themselves.

Your hands are full, what are you doing on the Real Housewives?

You need to be on the Real Fathers of the Wild and Crazy American Teen, and whoop their asses !!

First time around, we saw Mr. Lohan back in '08 or '09 on season 2 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

The very first and second episodes to be exact.

The infamous scene were Kim Zolciak, one of the Atanta housewives, is being chased out of a restaurant and down the street by co stars, NeNe Leakes and Sheree Whitfield.

Lohan is seen sitting with Zolciak inside the restaurant, and he sort of plays Captain Save-a-Hoe outside when Zolciak is crying after Whitfield tried to pull her wig off.

Leakes is seen chasing the two yelling, "Wait Lindsay Lohan Daddy!! You take yo' ass back to Malibu!!" 

It is rumoured that the two were having a make-out session on the street right after the incident takes place.

Zolciak denies it, however.

Moving along, there was Lohan's most recent (and the exact reason why I wrote this blog) housewives hookup.

The Real Trrashy Housewives of New Jersey's, Kim G.!!

Okay, she's not even a housewife officially yet, but she was featured on the show enough to be an honorary housewife.

Kim G.

What else has Michael got to lose now?

 You tell me.

He has completely lost his mind!!

(And so has Kim)

They are so desperate for attention, that they go well together actually.

And last but not least, Lohan is rumored to be on the upcoming Celebrity Rehab with, you guessed it, another BLONDE houswife!!

This time, The Real Housewives of Washington D.C.'s Michaele Salahi!!

You know, the woman who infamously crashed a White House party alongside her husband, and tried to sell their interview with President Obama afterward.

The couple also just recently crashed the Superbowl party held at the Dallas stadium after this year's Superbowl.

Brave couple, those two.

Anyway, I don't know what the deal is with Michael Lohan and blonde women on the Real Housewives.

All I know is he needs help.

Lindsay Lohan, your daddy needs help.

But at least Kim G. has big bucks rolling in.