Why I Dislike the New 2011 Dodge Charger

Dodge/Chrysler/Jeep has been really stepping it up with their line of cars these days, as well as many of the several different car companies out there.

Seeing that they have no choice with companies like Hyundai giving everyone a run for their money.

In 2006, the Dodge Charger was relaunched with a sick, all new, 4 door body style.

As opposed to its 2-door predecessors.

(1969)

(1987)

Over the years, it was tweaked a bit here and there.

'08 was the worst, with those ugly antennas popping out of the top of them.

'09 has different tail lights.

I was able to get my hands on a pretty blue 2009 Dodge Charger!!

(My baby!!)

I was normally a truck and suv guy, but eventually, Zooey, my vehicle, grew on me.

However, all of my spirits were crushed when my father (who drives an '07 Dodge Charger) came home, and slapped an auto magazine down in front of me.

That auto magazine revealed the all new 2011 Dodge Charger.

"Big deal," I thought, "Another small face-lift, and a little different interior I bet."

I was wrong.

It had a small face change all right.

(2010)

(2011)

It is a lot more mean-looking, and way more sporty if you ask me.

Not only is the S.O.B. equipped with a newer face and side, but an entirely different back!!

(2010)

(2011)

The backside to the 2011 Dodge Chargers are similar to that of the all new Dodge Challengers!!

It's nice!!

Why don't I like it, you ask?

I'll tell you  why:

Because I just got mine!!

And NOW they want to change it up?!

Now?!

Why?

Pourquoi moi?

Now when I'm at a stoplight I may have to sit next to a 2011 Dodge Charger.

And I'll be forced to stare at it.

Sitting there, ridiculing my baby, noticing every difference between my baby and the guy next to me at the stoplight's new baby.

The entire 2011 model is hot, and I am devastated that I do not/cannot own one.