Cig Palm: Does My Driver's License Not Look Legit? And JC Penny Has False Advertising!!

I planned on going to a masquerade party last night, but due to lack of directions I didn't make it.

I went to JC Penny and Michael's yesterday morning to get a few last minute things.

I wanted a cheap, red collard shirt that I could wear a bowtie with.

(I obviously wore blue, but I still had a clip on bowtie!!)

I stumbled across a shirt that was probably returned. 

It didn't have any of that cardboard or those pins that hold it together.

It didn't have the plastic to make the collar stick up.

It was discounted for $24.

When I got to the cash register, the young girl (somewhere around my age) found ANOTHER tag on the shirt which read $45.

When she would scan the $24 tag, it would say $45.

When she would scan the $45 one, it would say $22.

She turned to me, and said, "This is $45."

TIRE SCREEEEECH!!

Um, when YOU THE STORE messes up on a price, it's YOUR fault.

And store rules are, YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THAT PRICE!!

My dumbass didn't tell her any of that though, I had other things on my mind.

I had just got a text from my dad asking if I wanted to go to breakfast with he and my mother.

And I was still stressed about what I was going to wear and how I was going to decorate my mask.

MY FAULT!!

I then went into the smoke shop, and I went to one I was told to never go to:

Cig Palm in Bermuda Dunes.

I walked in, and one of the employees was right behind me on a phone.

Not that it mattered.

I started to look around and whatnot, and another employee came from the back.

He passed by me, and even asked how I was doing.

The first guy, who was out on the phone, began speaking in his ear in their native language.

And less than about a minute later, he comes back up to me, and asks to see my id.

Um, shouldn't that have been done when I walked in?

You know, when I passed by the employee who I think told you in your native language to come check it?

I was very offended.

It wasn't the fact that they asked to see it, it was the timing.

I pulled out my driver's license without giving any lip or attitude, I mean it is his job!!

However, the motherfucker kept looking at it like it was fake!!

He just kept staring at it with wide eyes.

He glanced at me, then back at the driver's license a few times.

This is when I got frustrated.

I stood up and said, "I'm 20 years old."

Now, I had attitude.

He looked up, said something in a nervous voice with a chuckle, then looked down again at my license!!

What the hell, dude?

It only says, "AGE 21 IN 2011" on a red banner on the damn license.
 

I stormed out about a minute after he returned my license.

Never going there again.